Mar Makes Stuff: Embracing Environmental Stewardship

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Before they do their laundry, sneak used tissues into the pockets of their dirty sweatpants. This is especially effective if they are doing a dark load. The results will be truly breathtaking, like an intergalactic used-Kleenex explosion!
Eat their expensive organic garlic. Replace it with cheap, non-organic garlic. They seem to really hate this.
Borrow their favourite shirt. Wear it without using deodorant. Hang it back in their closet right before a big event.
Use their Spotify account and play music that they despise, to mess up their algorithm and ensure their “Made for You” playlist makes them want to gouge their eyes out.
Replace their fitted queen-size sheets with identical sheets made for a double bed.
Always leave a knife with peanut butter stuck to it in the sink. (Sure, your roommate has anaphylactic allergies, but maybe she should have thought about that before dating your ex.)

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